Could someone find my brain and return it?

I don't know what's going on - but I seem to have misplaced my brain. Either that or the cognitive spaces have been filled with something akin to white-out!

Case in point:

* Last week at soccer, mum asked me the name of about 3 different things - and do you think I could remember them? NO!

* Brad's been sick with bronchitis, so I told him I'd go out and buy some soup (along with anything else he wanted). I went shopping and brought everything else home BUT the soup!!!

* I ran out of butter later in the week, so again told Brad I was going shopping to pick it up - did he want anything? Again - got EVERYTHING but the darn butter!

* Sat here assuming Adam Hills was asked to host the Paralympics because of all the hard work he does for those with disabilities. Now this guy is my FAVOURITE comedian, and I know a fair bit about him. Somehow I'd forgotten that he himself is without a foot - and only realised it after telling Brad 'he must be hosting because of how much work he does for the disability societies'...

YEEEESH!!! I am getting more and more frustrated with myself - that above was only a small smattering of my forgetfulness and mistakes (ie. having to go to the bench THREE times to pick up the teatowel because I'd forget everytime I got there!). SO OVER IT!

(If you find it, please return it - probably best you send it to work; I need it more there!).