Saturday, August 9, 2008

Meme Mirth

Again I'm pilfering from Nomesque (sorry hon, but you have the best stuff worth plagiarising!).

The aim of the game is simple - she wrote answers and I provided the questions to mess it up as best I could. YOUR job, dear readers, is to write your own questions for the same answers.

So here goes...


Q. Do you like babies?

A. Sort of, but really only on weekends.

Q. How many cows make up a herd

A. 14.

Q. What do you think of Alan Rickman?

A. *droooooooool*

Q. Can you calculate the the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A. I’m sure I can. But why would I?

Q. Do you like to put your hands up for Detroit?

A. I love it.

Q.Give me your opinion on Lepidopterae

A. I don’t like to talk about that sort of thing.

Q. What do you put on your skin?

A. Candles. And chocolate. And of course, strawberries.

Q. What reality tv show would you audition for?

A. Big Brother.

Q. What was the first thing your father looked for when he first saw you?

A. Webbed toes.

Q. If you wanted to be rendered unconscious indefinitely, how would you do it?

A. Kylie Minogue, a bottle of champagne, and a hammer.

Q.What would you happily eat every day, for the rest of your life?

A. Pasta.



And there you go! Now it's your turn. Use the same answers, just use different questions... :)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll do it.

Q. Do you often cook for your spouse?

A. Sort of, but really only on weekends.

Q. How many people have irritated you today?

A. 14.

Q. What is your reaction to opiates?

A. *droooooooool*

Q. Can you keep chocolate in the house for more than 24 hours without eating it?

A. I’m sure I can. But why would I?

Q. How do you feel about Italian hot chocolate?

A. I love it.

Q. When was the last time you spoke to your mother-in-law?

A. I don’t like to talk about that sort of thing.

Q. What would you smother a cast member of Sex & The City with?

A. Candles. And chocolate. And of course, strawberries.

Q. Do you keep your curtains closed during the day? If so, why?

A. Big Brother.

Q. Why don't you move to Chernobyl?

A. Webbed toes.

Q. Pick three things that make your head ache.

A. Kylie Minogue, a bottle of champagne, and a hammer.

Q. What is one dish you can cook?

A. Pasta.

Ok I'm done! Now I'm going to find Nomish's post on this er...subject, Thanks for keeping me entertained at 1am!